Tube Sock Hero

by 2 Buck Drunks

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Originally recorded for our "Sodomy for the Savior" EP


TImmy was a young boy
He was only thirteen years old
He had nothing else to do
But masterbate in his bedroom
What a sticky mess
He used a shirt to clean it up
Looking down he found a tube sock
And put it over his dick

TImmy told all his friends about his new invention
He made a believer out of everyone
No one wore socks anymore cause they all had been flushed
Doors locked and kernels popped now all you need is your tube sock

Different strokes for different folks took on a new meaning
Dicks turn red until they bled now all the kids are screaming
Timmy parents were shocked when they found out what he was doing
They shook their heads all night and timmy did the same

Tube Sock Hero
Hes got cum in his socks
Tube Sock Hero
He pulls it til he pops
Tube Sock Hero
Maybe you should take some notes
Tube Sock Hero
Is thinking of you as he strokes


released March 17, 2013
Paxton: Guitar/VOX
Sambo: Drums
Jason: Bass



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2 Buck Drunks San Marcos, Texas

Formed 2009 in Houston, relocated to San Marcos in 2010.
Records- "Sodomy For The Savior" 2011
"Blood Sweat And Beers" 2012
Paxton - Guitar, Vox
Sambo - Drums, Scream
Jason Cessna - Bass
Pete Sosa - Drums
Andrew Gossen - Bass
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